Funny Questions

Funny Questions

62. Why Don’t You See Elephants Playing Hide and Seek?

Because they are so good at it. See also Elephants.

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63. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

See also Witches.

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64. What did the seal with a broken flipper say to the shark?

Do not consume if seal is broken. See also Sharks.

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65. If Spongebob is the main character, why is Patrick the star?

See also Cartoons.

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66. Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing. See also Soda.

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67. Who broke into my bar and stole our limbo stick?

Seriously, how low can you go?

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68. Why do fish live in salt water?

Because they’d sneeze if they lived in pepper water. See also Fish.

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69. If the Person Who Invented the Walkie Talkie Invented Something Else, What Would They Call it?

Would a car be a Drovey Wovey?

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