Funny Nicknames

Funny Nicknames

11. Capn' Cankle

There's a kid I know whose ankles are bigger than his head. No joke.

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12. Walking Wind

See also Flatulence.

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13. Wednesday

For the middle child.

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14. Little Marco

Donald Trump's nickname for Marco Rubio. See also Politics.

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15. Walking Dictionary

For someone who knows everything.

Added by DollarDollarBlingBing on February 7, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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16. Two Story

For when you have to look up at someone to talk to them.

Added by Ella on February 1, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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17. Internet Explorer

For that friend that always takes an eternity to react. See also Computers, Internet.

Added by HolyAcamoly on January 3, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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18. The Incredible Sulk

What they called the Hulk when he was three.

Added by a Guest on December 30, 2015| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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19. Saturday Night

Your best friend who goes to every party and drinks way too much beer.

Added by a Guest on December 4, 2015| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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20. Stalker365

For that creepy person who is always looking through your bedroom window...

Added by a Guest on November 3, 2015| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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