Similar to "Will you go out with me? Smile for yes. Backflip for no."
Saw this on a mate of mine (had an awesome collection of shirts LOL). Yeah, he was *huge*. Great guy. :) See also Diseases, Obesity.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny t-shirt?
Saw it on my mate's t-shirt. Yeah, he was a bug guy. :) See also Crime, Obesity.