Funny Books

Funny Books

11. The Russian Tale About the Prince and His Thumbs

Here's the basic story. Once there was a prince who sucked his thumbs. His mother got so sick of it that she said, "If you suck on your thumbs ever again, you will not have no thumbs."

That night, the prince went into the dining room and sucked his thumbs.

Now he has no thumbs. See also Russian.

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12. Squab Health

It's important to keep healthy squabs. See also Birds.

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13. The Joy of Sex

Alphabetically organized, and quite specific in detail, it was for many of us, our first sexual experience, or, for that matter, learning experience—carefully pulling the book down off the shelf when no one is home. By the way, they actually made a Vol. 2 with less hairy, scraggly people. See also 70's, Sex.

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14. Everyone Poops

A childrens book about taking a poo. See also Scatological.

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15. Choose Your Own Adventures

See also 80's.

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16. My Beautiful Mommy

New book by Dr. Michael Salzhauer that helps children understand why Mommy disappeared for two days and then came back 20 pounds lighter and with a different nose. See also Plastic Surgery.

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17. Think Big and Kick Ass

The name of Donald Trump's new book. See also Wealth.

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18. The Secret

Before I read The Secret I was fat and unsuccessful. Now I am rich and slim.

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19. Facercise

Book describing "the dynamic muscle-toning program for renewed vitality and a more youthful appearance." See also Middle Age.

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20. Hydroponics Indoor Horticulture

The guy you knew in college with the three foot high marijuana plants growing in his closet usually had this book sitting on his coffee table. See also College, Drugs, Stoners.

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