Here's the basic story. Once there was a prince who sucked his thumbs. His mother got so sick of it that she said, "If you suck on your thumbs ever again, you will not have no thumbs."
That night, the prince went into the dining room and sucked his thumbs.
Now he has no thumbs. See also Russian.
Alphabetically organized, and quite specific in detail, it was for many of us, our first sexual experience, or, for that matter, learning experiencecarefully pulling the book down off the shelf when no one is home. By the way, they actually made a Vol. 2 with less hairy, scraggly people. See also 70's, Sex.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny book.
Before I read The Secret I was fat and unsuccessful. Now I am rich and slim.