Funny Books

Funny Books

11. I Wish Daddy Didn't Drink So Much Buy It

Man, what a buzz kill. See also Alcohol, Children.

Added by Ryan on March 30, 2010| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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12. The Russian Tale About the Prince and His Thumbs

Here's the basic story. Once there was a prince who sucked his thumbs. His mother got so sick of it that she said, "If you suck on your thumbs ever again, you will not have no thumbs."

That night, the prince went into the dining room and sucked his thumbs.

Now he has no thumbs. See also Russian.

Added by a Guest on February 28, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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13. Squab Health

It's important to keep healthy squabs. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on November 28, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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14. The Joy of Sex Buy It

Alphabetically organized, and quite specific in detail, it was for many of us, our first sexual experience, or, for that matter, learning experience—carefully pulling the book down off the shelf when no one is home. By the way, they actually made a Vol. 2 with less hairy, scraggly people. See also 70's, Sex.

Added by Tim on August 19, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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15. Everyone Poops

A childrens book about taking a poo. See also Scatological.

Added by a Guest on July 6, 2008| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny book.

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16. Choose Your Own Adventures Buy It

See also 80's.

Added by Ryan on June 27, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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17. My Beautiful Mommy Buy It

New book by Dr. Michael Salzhauer that helps children understand why Mommy disappeared for two days and then came back 20 pounds lighter and with a different nose. See also Plastic Surgery.

Added by Anthony on April 19, 2008| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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18. Think Big and Kick Ass Buy It

The name of Donald Trump's new book. See also Wealth.

Added by Frank on January 9, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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19. The Secret Buy It

Before I read The Secret I was fat and unsuccessful. Now I am rich and slim.

Added by Frank on July 4, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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20. Facercise Buy It

Book describing "the dynamic muscle-toning program for renewed vitality and a more youthful appearance." See also Middle Age.

Added by Tyler on April 16, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |