Funny Anti-Jokes
Funny Anti-Jokes
91. My Three Favorite Things in Life Are the Oxford Comma, Irony, and Missed Opportunities
This one took me a sec when I first heard it, but think about it.
Funny Anti-Jokes
92. What Did Darth Vader Say to Anakin?
Nothing. Darth Vader doesn't speak to himself. See also Star Wars.
Funny Anti-Jokes
93. What Do Vampires and Zombies Have in Common?
Neither one of them is real. See also Monsters.
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Funny Anti-Jokes
97. What Has Four Letters, Sometimes Has Nine Letters, but Never Has Five.
True fact.
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98. Did You Know That a Dog Can Jump Higher than a House?
It's due to the dog's powerful hind legs and the fact that houses can't jump. See also Dogs.
Funny Anti-Jokes
99. What's Blue and White and Sits in a Tree?
A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket.