Your Kiss (Your Kiss) is on My List

So let me get this straight—the singer of this line admits to keeping a list of the women he plans to kiss? And said woman is supposed to be impressed by her inclusion?

Funny Sayings | December 17, 2007 | 1 Comment | Tagged 80's, Music, Songs

Drop a Rose

No "break wind", but a pretty good euphemism for flatulence.

Funny Euphemisms | October 20, 2007 | 2 Comments

Succotash

Funny Foods | June 7, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged Southern

Play It Smart, But Play It Cool

Funny Advice | May 8, 2007 | 1 Comment

Ponies

Ponies can have funny names (like "Winnie") and figure in one of the funniest toy lines of all times, My Little Pony's Twice as Fancy Ponies.

Funny Animals | May 6, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged 80's

Burning Your Tongue on a Slice of Pizza

Funny Things to Do | March 24, 2007 | 2 Comments | Tagged Food

Baked Alaska

Funny Foods | February 1, 2007 | 1 Comment | Tagged Dessert

Ancient Chinese Secret

Otherwise known as Calgon Water Softner.

Funny Phrases | January 20, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged 80's, Commercials, Stereotypes

Guesstimate

When estimating alone is not enough.

Funny Things to Do | January 11, 2007 | 1 Comment

Slumber Sack

Pretty much what you might imagine.

Funny Clothes | December 20, 2006 | 1 Comment | Tagged Middle Age, Sleep