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Premature Joculation
The act of celebrating an event before the outcome has been finalized. Usually results in one looking like a moron.
Skid
Short for skidmark I suppose—a human stain on the underwear of life. Excellent generic insult.
Critical Ass
The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks.
Nooner
You know... a quickie on your lunch break.
Shituation
An event (usually negative) that has the potential to transform your life into utter shit.
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Debutard
Female, filthy rich, and fucking dumb.
Chanky
One who is both chunky and skanky.
Tranma
A grandmother who is starting to look like your grandfather.
Crop Dusting
Passing gas in a stealth manor, usually while walking through a crowd or a group, so that someone else gets blamed for the stench, or at the very least people besides the assailant must suffer it.
Eating Peanut Butter Out of the Jar With Your Finger
Costanza style.