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Funny Advice

1. Don't Say Things in Front of People. They'll All Stare at You Because What You Said Was Stupid.

Like if this happens to you every time you open you mouth.

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Funny Animals

2. Aye-aye

I have no words. Just look it up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3. What Do You Call a Guy with No Arms and No Legs in a Swimming Pool?

Bob.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4. What Do You Call a Guy with No Arms and No Legs on the Floor?

Matt.

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5. What Do You Call a Kid with No Arms, No Legs and an Eyepatch?

Names.

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6. Why Did the Hamster Cross the Road?

It was stapled to the chicken.

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7. A Dyslexic Man Walks into a Bra

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8. What Did the Boy with No Hands Get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his gift yet.

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Funny Books

9. Sir Fartsalot Hunts the Booger

I don't know what it's about. But what a ridiculous name.

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Funny Conveyances

10. Segway

The hoverboard-scooter crossover that fat mall cops use.

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