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The Three Tenets of Super Mario Bros. 3
Shellsmanship, manipulation of the 'B' button, and lack of hubris.
Eli Whitney
Why is the fact that he invented the cotton gin the one thing from high school history class that everyone seems to remember?
The Guy at the Beach With a Metal Detector
Hey man, find any gold?
Power Walking
The exercise equivalent of half-caf.
The Secret
Before I read The Secret I was fat and unsuccessful. Now I am rich and slim.
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Chinese Sky Candy
Hip slang for fireworks.
Fauxtoo
Outside of MisShapes one night a drunken hipster was proudly showing me his "fauxtoo", which was a tattoo he had drawn on his arm with a Sharpie marker. It was a penis with boobs.
Carving Stations
They usually have these at all you can eat buffets. A guy in a chef's hat carving slices from a huge side of beef. These are, by definition, awesome. At my wedding, there's only going to be carving stations. Like ten of them.