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Doozler
The nickname of a french horn player in my high school marching band. He really did look exactly like a Doozler.
Doodyhead!
Popular insult in second grade.
Beating Somebody Up With An Umbrella
From little old ladies to Britney Spears, no one wielding an umbrella has ever commanded much respect.

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Blogosphere
Especially when dropped casually into conversation.
J.P. Moneybags
AKA Mr. Monopoly.
Steve Balboni
Stephen Charles Balboni was a Major League Baseball player with the New York Yankees, Seattle Mariners, and Kansas City Royals. He was a player with tremendous home run power and a tendency to strike out frequently. He was nicknamed "Bye Bye" because of his home run power. He also occasionally went by the nickname "Bones"a play on words due to his substantial girth.
Plinko
Many dreams have been lost or won on a game of Plinko.

