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Ass-Burger Syndrome
The second grade corollary to Asperger's Syndrome. A terrible affliction affecting elementary school teachers with unusually wide posteriors.
Harpoons
For killin' whales and shit, yo!
Women's Bra
Thanks to the possibly 8-year-old commenter under Door-to-Door Salesman for this gem.
Commodore
Self-appointed title of the head of the Church of Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard.

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"By the time they realize the truth, we'll be long gone with all the money."
Quote by a villainous Fisher Stevens from the 1995 movie Hackers.
Cornelius
Whenever I want people to pick up on the fact that I am messing with them, I will introduce myself as Cornelius. Come on. NO ONE is actually named Cornelius.
Fatty Fatty Bom Bom
Per Urban Dictionary, "An insulting and often humorous name given to the circumferentially challenged among us."
Making Out With a Female Clown
So disturbing.
Things That Make You Go "Hmmm"
Just a classic song from early 90's by C+C Music Factory.

