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Egg Pants
"Are your eggs naked? This cute new product has three stubby 'legs' which will keep your breakfast eggs standing tall and proud."
Fabio Getting Hit in the Face by a Bird
A typical rollercoaster ride turns into a day of tragedy for our favorite male model, whose large face gets owned by an unsuspecting bird.
The Sidney Myer Platypusary
Name of a zoo in Australia.
Photon: The Ultimate Game on Planet Earth
Photon was a laser tag game back in the 80's. As I remember, there was also a TV show, and a series of novels based on the game—surely scintillating reads. It's tag line was "The Ultimate Game on Planet Earth".
Doilies
Especially lace doilies.
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Wanda
I don't think I could date a girl named Wanda.
Laser Pointers
A futuristic way to spice up a bland powerpoint presentation and a useful device for annoying fellow moviegoers.
"Oh-My-God" Girls
A term I coined to describe the female equivalent of "douchebag". These are the young drama queens who usually work in the PR or fashion industries, live their lives trying to emulate their favorite TV shows, and can frequently be heard exclaiming "Oh my God!" to their 9 "BFFs." Typically travel in large groups, all dress the same, and were heavily into their sororities in college.
Nickelback
Man, that Chad Kroeger is quite the tunesmith.
The International Star Registry
Seems like a dumb concept—"pay $139 to have a star in the sky named after you"—but this business has been going strong since the 70's. Definitely invented by some guy from Jersey.