No.
71.
Marrying Elizabeth Taylor
Hey, it happens to the best of us.
Frank
72.
Gilchrist Peabody
Gilchrist Peabody is the name of the fictitious lawyer whose services I invoke whenever I suspect things aren't on the up-and-up. I figured that name would look pretty intimidating on the letterhead.
Frank
73.
Fangoria
A really cool horror movie magazine. I like to leave it out on my coffee table when I bring the ladies over.
Frank
74.
Dubloons
Pirate treasure. Arrr!
Frank
75.
Sensible Shoes
Better than, you know, krazy shoes.
Frank
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76.
Slapping Someone with a Fish
It's been a dream of mine to instigate a fight this way.
Frank
77.
Frank
78.
Door-to-Door Salesman
"Hey, uhh, wanna buy an anvil?"
Frank
79.
The Burning Man Festival
Mentioning this is pretty much shorthand for how silly the drug culture really is when you dive into it whole hog.
Frank
80.
Castle Greyskull
Favorite hangout spot of Skeletor.
Frank