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Masticate
It really makes junior-high-age boys snicker when you say I hope you masticated at least thirty times at lunch today. See also Sophomoric.
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whts it mean
jv on October 23, 2007
i don't know what that words mean ok love austrais
stuck in natural science in australia on November 4, 2007
OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT JUST WORKED!!!!! wow im sitting next to megan and man she's so funny, yes so i am in natural science in the land down under if anyone eversees this please say soooooooooo i am not a maan
mr man on November 4, 2007
masticate means to chew
XxCriamxX on November 8, 2007
Thats HILLARIOUS!! im so useing that word from now on!... "I love Masticating"!!!!
Zim on November 17, 2007
Y i LOVE to MASTICATE!!! i do it almost every day of my life
JESUS CHRIST on November 28, 2007
That is so hilarious!!! I am going to try that one. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zippy the lion on November 29, 2007
FUNNA STUFFF!!!!!! Thats good.
zippy the lion on November 29, 2007
I love to masticate. what a wierd word. AWESOMEEE!!!!
zippy the lion on November 29, 2007
thats so wrong you perverted people......lol its actually so funny
remiry95 on December 10, 2007
yeahhh
ashton on December 17, 2007
Ha,I'm in junior high and I said this to my guy friends a lunch the other day and they all spat out or choked on their food and started laughing!!! {D
Chet Youbetcha on January 30, 2008
Everybody masticates. I masticate, you masticate, we all masticate!
Your Mom on March 2, 2008
AHAHAHA I LOVE THIS WORD!!!!!!
Kyle on March 28, 2008
i masticte all the time!in my bedroom,in the livingroom in front of the computer into a balogne sandwitch;its very enjoyable!
captainblunderguff on June 10, 2008
in case u don't know, masticate means "chew" and its funny to use. "i masticated during class today, but the teacher caught me. And she told me to save the jello for later" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Made that up myself
White Boy C-walk on youtube.com on September 8, 2008
Today in class, I masticated my gum and the teacher told me to hurry up and spit it out. LOL
Alfury on November 13, 2008
When I was pregnant, I masticated like a cow!
YourMomSmells on December 19, 2008
You know what it SOUNDS like,but it actually means to chew. "I saw Bobby masticating at lunch!"
BA on March 24, 2009
I went to Olive Garden today. I was ferociously masticating while everyone else in the restaurant. Though it was impolite, everyone was masticating EXTREMELY loud! It's safe to say that we had a giant masticating mastication!
DoubleYouTeeEff on May 8, 2009
HILARIOUS! Im going to tell this to my friends on the first day of skewl at lunch. im in 7th grade so the innocent girls are gonna be starin liek 'wut?' ans all the SMART girls like me are gonna laff our heds off. Im masticating rite nao, akshually!
Raven on July 18, 2009
lol.
tom on September 28, 2009
hahahahahahahahah
hahaha everyones a potato on April 27, 2010