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General George S. Patton

When He Reached the Rhine River in Germany, He Made Good on His Promise. He Promptly Unbuckled His Belt and "pissed in the Rhine."

George S. Patton also drove an open topped jeep as his command vehicle. It had loudspeakers to convey his presence to friends and enemies alike and a large machine gun in the back.

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