Funny Sayings

A Few Decades Ago, We Had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now We Have No Cash, No Hope, and No Jobs.

Pray that Kevin Bacon doesn't die. See also Celebrities.

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sup i love baseball

logan on April 28, 2015

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What about hawking? Hes alive.

lama on May 28, 2015

leadboo

HERES JOHNNY!!!

leadboo on June 2, 2015

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What's the point of having Bacon, if you have more Cash? And what does hawking have to do with the joke?

Unknown on June 19, 2015

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I meant if you have no Cash.

Unknown on June 19, 2015

RegUlarJamie

LOL

RegUlarJamie on September 2, 2016

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Steve Jobs died in 2011 genius. It's 2018. (no offense)

sesame seed on July 18, 2018

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I've already heard this! Go to you tube giofilms r/idied

Kitty on November 30, 2019

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

OMGIt'sFunnyStuff on February 20, 2022

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