Funny Quotes
"I've found that if you put the name of some dead philosopher at the end of a quote, people will believe it."
-Plato
See also Philosophy.
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no they wont -Galileo
roxk on September 13, 2015
Yes they will - Anne Frank
Banana on September 15, 2015
dw didn't read the philosopher bit... XD- Galileo
Banana on September 15, 2015
I am a potato -Socrates
missgalindaaa on November 11, 2015
I am a better potato - Aristotle
Potato ninja on November 12, 2015
"Why, lets not lie to ourselves. I am the best potato you will ever meet. I agree with u on the philosopher thing!" - Thuycydides (Look him up) (Did you know that Socrates was sentenced to death for using the Socratic Method, in which he let his students answer the questios he was asking! They made him drink poisin! Plato was a student of Socrates! What a coincidence!)
KKKAAAATTTTEEE on December 13, 2015
wait did Plato actually say that
I dont know on April 14, 2016
No he did not.
Finkle on October 22, 2017
Of course he said that. He was a genius!!
Not really on November 11, 2017
Wait who's Plato?
MysteryPerson on August 26, 2018
@MysteryPerson , Simple, Plato is plato.
Imma Potato on August 26, 2018
"Yes, the most people are stupid" - Me
yes, I am mysterious on December 13, 2018
"That's usually what happens." -Diogenes
Yeetaleetthesecond on February 4, 2022