Funny Quotes
"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."
Attributed to British journalist Miles Kington. See also Fruits.
Attributed to British journalist Miles Kington. See also Fruits.
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Comments
So true. so, so, true.
POTATOAREGOD! on October 26, 2015
philosophy is wondering if that means it can be put in a fruit smoothie; Common sense is not putting it in a smoothie that's nasty
@sunsurfsoul on instagram on October 28, 2015
So true. Lol. Strawberries are not in the berry family although a banana is in the berry family and-and we Share 50% DNA with bananas
Potato on November 21, 2015
actually, user named Potato, we share 40-50% of our DNA with bananas which means some people are 10% more banana than other people
runlittlehorse89 on January 15, 2016
you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on February 17, 2016
Love this quote! XD
Amy on March 22, 2016
the past,present and future walk into a bar it was tense!
MURPY on December 8, 2016
And philosophy is wondering whether or not tomato juice counts as a fruit smoothie...
Posted on January 25, 2018
Oh. Looks like user "@sunsurfsoul" has already beaten me to the punch....
Posted on January 25, 2018
And Charisma is not getting punched after saying that
Le potato on May 7, 2018
i lovecheese
pothaoe on February 27, 2019
“Philosophy is wondering if ketchup is a smoothie.”
Ben on March 5, 2019
wisdom is also know that ketchup is not a smoothie.
potat on October 21, 2019
omg, this is so trueXD
person on April 6, 2020
Y'all geting it wrong
Its ok on April 23, 2020
It could work... I once ate a rosehip. It was surprisingly similar to a bland tomato.
Bruce on May 14, 2022