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Why Are Firetrucks Red?

According to Siri, "Because fire trucks have eight wheels and four people, and eight plus four is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always "Russian" around." See also Computers.

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Ha! Nice pun at the end!

Girlzrule on February 2, 2016

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Logic.

Skarlet on August 18, 2016

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That makes a lot of sense

potato on November 3, 2016

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Haaa

Mashed potatos on November 29, 2016

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I read that really fast and it made me proud of myself :D

Lexi on December 20, 2016

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Hohoho

Boiled potato on December 30, 2016

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I don't thing queen Elizabeth is a foot tall :/ I is confuseded.

GigiSwan on December 4, 2017

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MY BrAiN HuRtS

RAndy on December 26, 2017

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at first i thought it said fruitcake... /:

hufflenet on April 17, 2018

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it is from Monty Python (I think )

$@) ^( SHIFTED on May 7, 2018

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GigiSwan, the second ruler means “monarch”

HereToHelp on November 12, 2018

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wow gg

mom on May 20, 2020

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actually its a bright colour so you can see it better except it a weird shape truck with a ladder and a hose i dont think people will think it is a ford f1-50

harry potato on July 20, 2020

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omg ... I can't.

potato on August 17, 2020

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Siri trying to make a joke

NOBODY CARES on September 30, 2020

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