An unnatural crack or tear in the anus skin. See also Sophomoric.
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WTF sounds painful especially for benders
Says jim on May 12, 2008
mm generally results from kinky butt sex im guessing?
Says kinkybuttsexlover69:O on June 10, 2008
Says Taryn on June 29, 2008
Says HA!!! on July 4, 2008
What if you have acute anal fissure?
Says dingus on August 31, 2008
yeah, ah, sounds... appealing....
Says WHAT_THE_EFF on October 20, 2008
that sounds like a lot of fun...NOT. How do u acquire these things anyway!?
Says Ty f'in Belcher on January 11, 2009
I think ur ass just rips when u do a massive crap, that really big and hard:P
Says Heeeeey!! on January 12, 2009
Says Anonymos on January 19, 2009
My anal fissure was initial measured on a rector scale. diagnosis followed the next day with 34 dead in a San Fransisco earth quake
Says sinisterflush on April 4, 2009
this happened to be a bit back. it sucks as much as it is funny.
Says anonymouse on April 13, 2009
I had a few. It hurts. It happens just above the anus and it feels like some one scratched me and put hand sanitizer on the scratch when ever I bend over
But I'm clean now
Says Anon on April 8, 2012
I HAVE THESE ALL OVER MY BODY.
Says GAVIN NIMMO on May 1, 2012
omg these hurt me im so tempted to scratch them but it just widens the cracks
Says STEVEN MIKLOS on May 1, 2012
isnt that your buttcrack
Says cooolio on October 23, 2014
This is so true and wierd it hurts lik
Crazy especally after you pee
Says Vrgege on December 23, 2014
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