Per Yoni Brenner of the New Yorker, mock tofu is made from chicken fat, pureed pork loin, and five cups of piping-hot tallow. See also Made Up, Vegetarian.
Added by Brian on July 14, 2008 | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike
Wow. It's like reverse-vegetarianism.
Says o on April 13, 2009
gross, sounds worse than real tofu
Says mom on February 18, 2015
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