Funny Anti-Jokes
Why Didn't Santa Drink the Milk and Eat the Cookies You Left for Him?
Because he doesn't exist. See also Christmas, Holidays.
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horses aren't my whole life...They make my life whole.
claire on December 1, 2016
He does exist!! I BELIVE
Ayaky on December 2, 2016
He does not exist lol
Potato on December 2, 2016
BELIEVE IF YOU JUST BELIEVE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!! :)))) :´)
potato on December 2, 2016
You just crushed every kids dreams.
APOTATO on December 3, 2016
wait is he real or nah
hi on December 5, 2016
*says it like the queen of hearts from alice in wonderland* LIAAAR!LIAAARRR!! LIAARR
me on December 5, 2016
what a savage
yo on December 6, 2016
^^^^^^^^^^^
looser on December 10, 2016
but ur mom does
bitch on December 10, 2016
Ask ure mom if he is real and she will say no !
Me on December 15, 2016
How about a steak and a coffee?
Aceplante on January 3, 2017
Santa is real, like the tooth fairy, Easter bunny, Jack Frost, and the sandman.
BELIEVER on May 15, 2017
Lol you rule the internet
ThatCoolGal on July 27, 2017
good job ruining kids lives...
meh on June 19, 2018
I BELIEVE! HE IS REAL! CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
DaPotato on November 30, 2018
you rooind the rest of my childhood
harry potato on July 19, 2020