Funny Songs

The Piano Has Been Drinking

And the menus are all freezing, and the light man's blind in one eye
And he can't see out of the other
And the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid, and he showed up with his mother
And the piano has been drinking,
As the bouncer is a sumo wrestler cream-puff Casper milktoast
And the owner is a mental midget with the i.q. of a fence post
Cause the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking


And the newspapers were fooling, and the ash-trays have retired
The piano has been drinking, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me

Actually, I'm pretty sure it's you.

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