Funny Insults
Roses Are Red. Violets Are Blue. You Look Like a Monkey and Belong in a Zoo. Do Not Worry, I'll be There Too. Not in the Cage, but Laughing at You.
See also Sophomoric, Zoos.
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Roses are Red. Violets Are Blue. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in a cage, but laughing at you.
Potato on August 15, 2017
oh
oh on August 17, 2017
roses are red violets are blue i love you and in that cage in the zoo, there will be a monkey laughing with you !
namelgse on August 23, 2017
Little kid insult.
Sparkly Llama on September 21, 2017
OOOHHH ROASTED!!!!
Woah on October 9, 2017
Why did you capitalize the first letter of every word, except for the words, a, and, in, a, be, but, and at?
Cadence on November 15, 2017
x0
not potato on November 30, 2017
LOL. Its pretty hot at my school
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on December 9, 2017
lol thats a pretty good roast
qbmady on January 4, 2018
Ooooh great insult
I'm not a potatoe on January 13, 2018
I hate you. This was in my most hated book about me. I hate myself. Why is it asking me what is 5+3? I have BETTER things to do.Like say hi to the cactus which is only OK because it doesn't move. It would've been worse.
GrumpyCat on March 25, 2018
I told my brother this immediately after reading it. He didn't insult me after
bob on April 15, 2018
i LOVE this LOL
not a potato on May 27, 2018
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong s in a zoo. But don't be mad ,I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you
isa on May 30, 2018
cool
isa on May 30, 2018
BURNNNNNN!!!!!!
nhfy on June 24, 2018
well here's a comment ,P*** off!
no name on July 5, 2018
ROASTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
sesameseed773 on July 20, 2018
Nice "1" At The End Of "ROASTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1" :)
A Guy on August 12, 2018
Roses are red, violets are blue. sugar is sweet, and so are you....but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty, just like your head!!!
RandomDudeInTheRoom on October 18, 2018
What's up with the potatoes?
Lil_fluffmuffin23 on December 10, 2018
Told my big sis I would use it on a boy in my class- he's not smart. She yelled and scolded me and told me, "NO! That's mean!" Me: "...Kind of the point of an insult, don't ya think? BOOM!"
Coral Mondid on January 20, 2019
We have got some poetry slam going down in here.
Antisocial on April 14, 2019
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
LilyGirl3 on May 28, 2019
roast?
hhrsgvhsh on June 30, 2019
Lol read this with my cuso and we both laughed and siad lol
Listen on July 6, 2019
Hello. Tree speaking! You DARE insult your ancestors, the apes? YOU WOULD DARE? Why, they have been surviving in the wild for ages, and I am sure you whine about a bug bite. Trees (i am one myself) and monkeys have been allies for ages. Do not insult our comrades!
A tree on August 12, 2019
I am a monkey and I am mightily offended. Take it back!
A monkey on August 12, 2019
You heard the monkey. Take it back! XD
Nobody shall know my name on August 15, 2019
Excuse me but this is not a joke.
A monkey on August 15, 2019
Yeah.... right..... like an actual monkey wrote that.... hahaha
Nobody shall know my name on August 15, 2019
YOU ASSUME THAT JUST BECAUSE I AM NOT HUMAN I CANNOT TYPE OR READ? This is getting more and more offensive. This is species discrimination. I'm gonna call my lawyer.
A monkey on August 15, 2019
ok.... sorry...... don't sue me.....
Nobody shall know my name on August 15, 2019
Hmmpf
A monkey on August 15, 2019
You are not a monkey. If you are, you should go die. A monkey with that much mental capacity should not exist. Too much power... Also they could insult you as they throw sh*t at you...
Ummmmm... on September 18, 2019
This is copyrighted from somewhere... I know it. But it's still good though. No offense but this is a bit of a bad roast.
LSR on September 20, 2019
hey yall
Cassidy on November 13, 2020
no, monkeys belong in the wild
monkey man on May 3, 2021
dang
:) on June 16, 2022
When I first heard that, I keep saying that because it is stuck in my head
Yeltsa Kcir on July 17, 2023
Idiotic song
David Creed on November 4, 2023
I would have never thought of that. And I think of everything.
Lola95 on March 22, 2024
Roses are red, violets are blue, monkeys do not belong in a zoo.
Funnee on April 6, 2024