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Keep the Space Heater Away from Standing Water While It is Operational

As in:
Do not precariously balance the space-heater on the edge of the bathtub while we soak in said tub stoned out of our minds, eating pizza, and talking about surviving hiding together in a portable toilet for extended periods of time with a pet goat.
I'm not ready to die by electric shock yet. I've seen those stickers on hairdryers yes siree! See also Dangerous, Electricity.

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Added by QuellcristFalconer on February 17, 2010 | You Like This |

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I read though the whole thing... And I didn't understand a word :D

WolfGurl on October 10, 2015

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Clearly not a smoker then...

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