Of all the euphemisms for flatulance, I believe "break wind" is the funniest.
Added by Anthony on January 14, 2006 | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike
Also suggested... The Winds. "I have a bad case of the winds"
Judd on December 13, 2006
I've always wanted to build a high priced, gated community and call it "Breaking Wind Estates."
John on October 13, 2007
what about "crop dusting"
when someone "breaks wind" and runs away leaving all the innocent bystanders behind wondering, "...was it that person in the red shirt?"
kim on March 19, 2008
Float an air bisquit?
Adam on July 6, 2009
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