Of all the euphemisms for flatulance, I believe "break wind" is the funniest.
Also suggested... The Winds. "I have a bad case of the winds"
Judd | December 13, 2006
I've always wanted to build a high priced, gated community and call it "Breaking Wind Estates."
John | October 13, 2007
what about "crop dusting" when someone "breaks wind" and runs away leaving all the innocent bystanders behind wondering, "...was it that person in the red shirt?"
kim | March 19, 2008