Break Wind

Of all the euphemisms for flatulance, I believe "break wind" is the funniest.

Funny Euphemisms | January 14, 2006

Comments

Also suggested... The Winds. "I have a bad case of the winds"

Judd | December 13, 2006

I've always wanted to build a high priced, gated community and call it "Breaking Wind Estates."

John | October 13, 2007

what about "crop dusting" when someone "breaks wind" and runs away leaving all the innocent bystanders behind wondering, "...was it that person in the red shirt?"

kim | March 19, 2008