Like "Help, I'm a pistachio stuck in a peanut jar" and "Bet ya 50 bucks I can quit gambling" and "In dog years I'm dead".
Added by Ryan on July 22, 2010 | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike
I guess "Cat's leave paw prints on your heart" doesn't count.
Says Brian on July 22, 2010
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