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Wenis

The skin on the end of your elbow. Often confused with other body parts.

Funny Words | April 21, 2007 | Tagged Body

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hahahaha

bob | May 7, 2007

so what's the skin on your knee?

jj | May 26, 2007

ya..my friends and i knew from rumors that wenis is the skin on ur elbow and when we told our parents that they freaked out thinking we were talkin about something else..lol goooood times

allison | May 30, 2007

i like biting my friends wenis's... if feels like ball skin lmfao

ur mum | May 30, 2007

yeah the skin on your knee is called a queenis, duhh, obviously!

katie&amanda | June 22, 2007

there are mulitple spellings for the knee wenis such as queenis, kwenis, or kweenis, your choice..have fun:-]

katie&amanda...again | June 22, 2007

fool with the ball sacks in your mouth, you're dumb, go play with your wenis somewhere else, wenisface.

wenis.cok | August 2, 2007

you guys are LAME

jason | August 9, 2007

Omg, that's hysterical. I'm so glad i'll get to laugh about that from now on.

me | August 11, 2007

i like your 14 inch wenis. show me your wenis!!

chlo-bo-wenis-luver-07 | August 14, 2007

oh my fuckin' god, i just discovered that my wife has a bigger weenis than me!

daddy | August 19, 2007

i told u all lol

your momma | August 23, 2007

i've know what a wenis is for a while now and i like to go up to random people (especially guys) and ask them if i can touch there wenis! its hysterical the reactions you get! some people will like cover up their crotch and be like "WHAT?!?!" is sooo funny! you should try it sometime!

loser | August 27, 2007

Why do'nt you guys work on including it in oxford or webster's dictionary!

old fashioned unaware | September 5, 2007

Yeah, why isn't it in the dictionary?

Lauraliciouss | September 7, 2007

i stubed my wenis the other day and i started crying

jeff | September 16, 2007

Bite it baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jay-col | September 26, 2007

The other day i tried to suck my wenis but i couldn't reach that far. =)

Dude | September 30, 2007

mm...funny as hell sikee...this stuff is the gayest stuff i have ever read.... yall have too much time on your handss...go shopping..buy some dior and louis vuitton and chanel...its fun...but..you might want to make sure yall can afford it firstt.. Losers

Caitlyn DeAnn.. ** | October 2, 2007

In my 6th hour math class i always used to have wenis wars... lots of fun!! lol!

Allison | October 2, 2007

OMG A FRiEND OF MiNE iS JUST TELLiNG ME i THOUGHT HE WAS MESSiNG AROUND WiTH ME WOW. THiS iS WERiD.

AMANDA | October 2, 2007

I lost a bet over my wenis!

~ V | October 17, 2007

i LOV3 MY FLiPPiN W3NiS!!!!! iTzz SO S3Xii!!!!! MY W3NiS SO SOFT!

W3NiSLUV3R | October 19, 2007

HEY, I HAD BIKE WRECK IN 1980 & TORE THE SKIN OFF OF MY WENIS, AND IT GREW BACK MORE WRINKLED.

KEVIN | November 3, 2007

it's wenis time!

Wenis kid | November 8, 2007

The skin on your knee is called the KNEEnis! Lol, so it's not official, but it sure is funny....

Carys | November 8, 2007

I have no fuckin idea how I ended up at this pagr...but none the less yeah I actully have like a reeeeally stretchy wenis lol a good friend of mine bit it it once and I'll tell you man that shit hurts

= X I I I = | November 11, 2007

wenis rape O_O

Mr. Wenis | November 19, 2007

Power to the Wenis

Pumpkin King | November 28, 2007

stop right there that is my wenis square

oooo | November 30, 2007

rape get your wenis out of me

oooo | November 30, 2007

i love when you suck on my wenis like that so go ahead and go deep on it

kilo79 | December 11, 2007

Damn, I'm going to have to stop referring to penises as wenises now. Can I still use peiner?

Liz | December 14, 2007

People, doesn't anyone realize this is just a major lie and hoax!?! Wenis is not a real term, and it was probably made up by some kids because of the given reason: it sounds like penis. Do any Google search and no realiable source will tell you is is your elbow.

The knowing one | December 15, 2007

lmao. my friend came up to me and was like i want to play with your wenis. xD good times!!

the amazing one [: | December 20, 2007

I thought that a wenis was a penis so it is so odd. My friend told me to suck his wenis and i told him he was GAY!

wenis Hater | December 26, 2007

My 13 year old daughter learned about her wenis in science class, and everytime we r in public and she bumps her elbow, she yells,"I BUMPED MY WENIS!!" Everybody just stares at us.

Missy | December 27, 2007

If your daughter is learning about wenis in science class, you should be worried about her education. Wenis is a word made up by teens looking for some cheap laughs due entirely to the word's likelihood of being mistaken for penis. They gotcha.

potty humor isn't | December 27, 2007

hey your Wenis is showing

ajkadks | December 31, 2007

mmmmmm my wenis.... so good yum!!!!!!

the stupid 1 | January 1, 2008

yo i was laughin my ass off when i heard my friends saying that. haha

Jon | January 3, 2008

i touch my wenis at night.

bloop | January 5, 2008

I like a little girth to my wenis!

ibsporty | January 7, 2008

wenis is a good word whoever came up w/ that is my hero its really difficult to lick your wenis though... you should try some time

wenis_lover | January 15, 2008

The skin on your knee is called you kneenis. Aduh.

Amy & Kristen {Again.} | January 18, 2008

"You feel no pain in the wenis." Said Edgar Allen Poe.

Amy {Just Amy.} | January 18, 2008

My wenis is bigger than yours ;)

jan&maury | January 23, 2008

well my wenis is hard and crusty..i need to lotionize it bahaaa

GIANT WENIS | January 23, 2008

haha today i kept makin random jokes withthe word wenis, and i one point i yelled out in the hall way DOES ANYONE HAVE LOTION FOR MY ASHY WENIS!!???!!! it was hilarious..then i kept yellin KATY HAS A WENIS! in front of everybody at gym,hahaha she was all embarressed then i told her what it was...but now everybodies using that word in school :[[

sammie white | January 23, 2008

I love watching all My children take advantage of this wonderfully designed, if I do say so myself, wenis. God, I am good!

God | January 25, 2008

my mom's cat's name is weinus!!!

andi | January 31, 2008

I would like to point out to all the self-righteous posters who say that wenis is a made up word...ALL words are made up! Get lives Try letting a friend bite your wenis. It doesn't hurt.

6ryph0n | February 2, 2008

god you all need to get a life get outside more often!

bEX | February 3, 2008

Wenis is the most amazing word EVER! I was touching my friends wenis today bahahaha!

ANNNNNNNA | February 15, 2008

I HEART WENIS'S AND IT IS A REAL TERM STUPIDS

THE OSOME ONE | February 16, 2008

HECK YESSSS!!! MY WENIS IS COOLER THAN URS DAMN RIGHT ITS BETTER THAN URS!!!!

WENIS GIRLL | February 19, 2008

DON'T RUB THE WENIS THE WRONG WAY, IF YOU DO, IT WILL GO LIMP. WHEN SOMEONE TICKLES MY WENIS THE RIGHT WAY IT MAKES ME FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE. TRY IT!

Eric L. | February 20, 2008

Seda taught me how to touch my Wenis!!! He's the biggest Wenis head in the whole wide world!!! I dedicate my left wenis to him. I have a Chihuahua named Lola, she has the smallest wenis ever!!! It's furry too' I like to put eye cream on my wenis to keep it young and supple. Kiss my wenis....

Alexis ;) | February 28, 2008

do dragons have wenises

dragonmaster | February 28, 2008

actually its weni. the plural is weni.

AYYGEE | March 6, 2008

okay wenis isnt that funny guys

kaci | March 7, 2008

okay i lied, its wicked funny. i even just licked my own wenis! it kind of brightened my day!

kaci | March 11, 2008

You're all noobs. Get lives and play with your wenis more frequently. It's getting lonely.

Big Wenis | March 12, 2008

me and my dad was driving down the interstate and the light had just turned green, well i reached over and grabbed it and said " hey dad, I got your wenis!!" and we almost had a weck, lol. they need a word for the skin on your knee....

*Rnbw Wrr" | March 14, 2008

My new word for today. One of my 17 year old twins clued mom in on the wenis. Just when I thought my generation was cool coming up with the word fugly. Way to use your vocabulary Rosetta.

Sunshine | March 19, 2008

im bringin WENIS back. That other quenis dont know how to act... O.o - sexy

sexy wenis suck on quenis!!! | March 23, 2008

People, doesn't anyone realize this is just a major lie and hoax!?! Wenis is not a real term, and it was probably made up by some kids because of the given reason: it sounds like penis. Do any Google search and no realiable source will tell you is is your elbow. The knowing one | December 15, 2007 EXCEPT FOR WIKIPEDIA YOU DIPSHIT!!!!!!!!!!

The REALLY Knowing One | March 27, 2008

Wenis...teeheehee

LOLOL | March 28, 2008

oh and by the wayy.. i just looked up the word wenis on dictionary.com and it recognized it and said it was a real word. so ha! :)

biggbootyyy. | April 1, 2008

how dare u bastards make fun of us wenis'. we Wenis are a proud race. we will one day take over this world of urs u wenis hating bastards!!!!!!

James's Wenis | April 10, 2008

Popular among middle-school-aged boys, the wenis refers to the rough, loose skin at the point of the elbow. Often used to offend superiors by asking things such as, "Can you touch/lick/grab/pinch your wenis?"

Mr. Dictionary | April 14, 2008

NO. The skin on your knee is the Wagina!!!

Onna NekoYasha | April 14, 2008

i told my mom and she didnt believe me!!!!

some one nobody knows! | April 20, 2008

nope!!! WAGINA is the skin on the INSIDE of your elbow!!!

mywenis2big4 urwagina | May 3, 2008

i love saying to ppl ... COVER UP THAT WENIS!!...lol

super wenis | May 14, 2008

MY KID LEARNED ABOUT HER WENIS IN HER MIDWEEK BIBLE CLASS, IF THAT ISN'T AWFUL....

WENIS WOMAN | May 14, 2008

i fell off my skateboard the other day and hurt my wenis. then i ran to my mom and told her my wenis hurt. and she FREAKED!!

louieloveswenisandwagina | May 19, 2008

one of my guy friends can lick his own wenis! his tongue is so long! it is wierd to watch!

The Wenis Rocks! | June 4, 2008

Actually, the term "wenis" originated as a cruel nickname back in 1974 or 75 as I recall. A young lad named Wesley Eitel (I think he was twelve or 13) had recently joined the community of teenagers on McNeil Island, Washington. Seeking to impress the older teens, he inanely butted into a conversation in which he recited his recently acquired knowledge of "sex education," uttering, among other things, the word "penis." A particularly quick witted older female (it might have been the lovely young Susan Black)immediately constructed the knickname, a sly conflation of the word "penis" and Wesley's own first name. The name stuck like superglue, having untold adverse effects on Wenis Eitel's psychosocial development for many years thereafter.

Mikey | June 20, 2008