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Beard Restraints
Even if you’ve never wanted to grow a beard, the opportunity to wear this product might change your mind.
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Fanny Packs
A small, fabric pouch secured with a zipper and worn at the waist by a strap around the hips. Particularly useful for storing your dignity.
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Giant Clown Sunglasses
Every seven-year-old boy’s understanding of how to be the “life of a party.”
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Hair Visors
Both self-consciously bald and in need of shade from the sun? Why not kill two birds with one stone?
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Jean Shorts
An in-your-face rebuke to all the haters who said that denim was only meant for pants.
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Members Only Jackets
First introduced in 1981 and manufactured in a variety of colors, the Members Only jacket communicated high social status and desirability by suggesting that the wearer belonged to an exclusive, members-only club.
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Mesh Tank Tops
No shirt, no service? The jokes on them when you wear a mesh tank top—the shirt so full of holes and so lacking in sleeves that it can barely be considered a shirt at all.
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Mom Jeans
Magnificently high-waisted, acid-washed, easy-fit and pegged-at-the-ankle. Best paired with white, Reebok low tops.
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Piano Ties
Whether you’re a smooth talkin’ cop who’s working the vice squad in Miami, or a happenin’ hipster who likes to rock the raddest styles, this totally trendy tie is a funky-fresh way to jazz up your look!
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Pince-Nez Eyeglasses
French for “pinch nose,” pince-nez are the armless eyeglasses popularized by Theodore Roosevelt.
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Rubber Overshoes
Most often seen in the Midwest, designed to protect your “good” shoes from moisture and salt.
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Sock Suspenders
Because any woman will tell you there’s nothing sexier than a man with his socks pulled up and his shirt tucked in.
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Wrestling Singlets
A more masculine name for a unitard, singlets are worn in amateur (and professional) wrestling.
