Stealing Someone's Lunch

What do you suppose bullies do with all the food they steal from the innocent?

Funny Things to Do | August 31, 2008 | 1 Comment | Tagged Bullies, Food

Better to Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth than to Get Caught Looking in the Other End

Funny Advice | August 25, 2008 | 3 Comments | Tagged Animals

Cagoule

A waterproof jacket, that by definition is either bright orange or bright yellow. Often worn by those over 40 with leather sandles and rainbow socks.

Funny Clothes | August 25, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Middle Age

Yelling "Theater" in a Firehouse

Funny Things to Do | August 25, 2008 | Post a Comment

Higher Than a Giraffe's Ass

When someone is really high (on life... or drugs).

Funny Sayings | August 21, 2008 | 2 Comments | Tagged Animals, Drugs

Blunderbuss

One of those rifles with the big, bell-shaped barrel like in cartoons. Apparently you just put the powder in and shove some crap down the barrel and shoot that. Efficient, and a good way to get rid of stuff you couldn't sell at that garage sale.

Funny Things | August 21, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Old-Timey, Weapons

Danimals Drinkable Yogurt

Funny Foods | August 7, 2008 | 1 Comment | Tagged Animals, Fruits

Pinky Swearing

Never break a pinky swear. Ever.

Funny Things to Do | August 7, 2008 | 3 Comments | Tagged Children

Chicken Titty

And I'll have the grilled chicken titty sandwich, please.

Funny Foods | August 6, 2008 | 2 Comments | Tagged Birds, Body, Sophomoric

Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch

Funny People | August 6, 2008 | 1 Comment | Tagged 90's