No.
1.
Cousiance
Pronounced "cuz-e-on-say", what someone is called when they are engaged to their first cousin.
Guest
2.
Mock Tofu
Per Yoni Brenner of the New Yorker, mock tofu is made from chicken fat, pureed pork loin, and five cups of piping-hot tallow.
Brian
3.
Whale Oil
Unexplored answer to the current energy crisis.
Anthony
4.
Mutt's Nuts
Something fantastic or swell.
Guest
5.
Patches
Beware of Patches bearing perfume.
Tyler

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6.
Why is Sex So Sexy?
....and how can we make sex even sexier?
Frank
7.
Your Body is a Wonderland
Cheesy song by John Mayer that has made the rounds on every make-out playlist ever.
Frank
8.
Guest
9.
Smithereens
Arrrgh, and then me scallywag mates went to Davy Jones Lockerrr whar evr'thing is blasted away ta smithereens!
Guest
10.
Guest

