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The Joy of Sex
Alphabetically organized, and quite specific in detail, it was for many of us, our first sexual experience, or, for that matter, learning experiencecarefully pulling the book down off the shelf when no one is home. By the way, they actually made a Vol. 2 with less hairy, scraggly people.
Spoons
I mean, how hard is this to play, really? Two spoons, hit them against your body. Not to be hatin', but how far is that from drumming on the car dashboard when a cool song comes on?
Dancing Knife Fights
As seen in Michael Jackson videos and West Side Story.
Pinky Swearing
Never break a pinky swear. Ever.

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Chicken Titty
And I'll have the grilled chicken titty sandwich, please.
Prestigiator
Fancy word for a juggler.
Cruise to Lose
Weight-loss cruise sponsored by Richard Simmons.

