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Funny Clothes

1. Pockets With No Destination

In other words, women's jeans.

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Funny Insults

2. Dummy

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Funny Jobs

3. Blanket Folder

Must fold blankets for money

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Funny Jobs

4. Foot Tickler

Tickles feet for money

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Funny Jobs

5. Human Monkey Companion

Human who follows around the client providing assistance, friendship, navigation technique, and cleaning ritual. Must be skilled in the arts of "piggy-back riding", "shoulder mounting", and "climb-jitsu" respectively.

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Funny Jobs

6. Bodyguard with Benefits

Pioneered by Kevin Costner in The Bodyguard, and practiced in real life by those in employ of Kate Gosselin, Britney Spears, and Heidi Klum. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Jobs

7. Volary Manuscriptual Architect

Military job. High demand. Age requirement: 4 -180(.225)yrs old

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Funny Jobs

8. Firmness Tester

enough said

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Funny Names

9. Millymillymillymillymillymillymillymilly

Thoroughly Modern Millie 1967 movie and 2000 live musical

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Funny Nicknames

10. Cleaver Pants

You sit on a sharp log one time!

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