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Funny Things to Do

1. Digging a Hole Through the Earth and Coming Out the Other Side

If cartoons are any indication, you always end up in China.

Added by Maya on March 30, 2009| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

2. Your Kiss (Your Kiss) is on My List

So let me get this straight—the singer of this line admits to keeping a list of the women he plans to kiss? And said woman is supposed to be impressed by her inclusion? See also 80's, Music, Songs.

Added by Maya on December 17, 2007| 1 Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

3. Drop a Rose

No "break wind", but a pretty good euphemism for flatulence.

Added by Maya on October 20, 2007| 2 Comments | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

4. Succotash

See also Southern.

Added by Maya on June 7, 2007| 1 Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

5. Play It Smart, But Play It Cool

Added by Maya on May 8, 2007| 1 Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

6. Ponies

Ponies can have funny names (like "Winnie") and figure in one of the funniest toy lines of all times, My Little Pony's Twice as Fancy Ponies. See also 80's.

Added by Maya on May 6, 2007| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

7. Burning Your Tongue on a Slice of Pizza

See also Food.

Added by Maya on March 24, 2007| 3 Comments | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

8. Baked Alaska

See also Dessert.

Added by Maya on February 1, 2007| 1 Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

9. Ancient Chinese Secret

Otherwise known as Calgon Water Softner. See also 80's, Commercials, Stereotypes.

Added by Maya on January 20, 2007| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

10. Guesstimate

When estimating alone is not enough.

Added by Maya on January 11, 2007| 3 Comments | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike