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Clamato
Mmmmm, this tomato juice is great, but it's missing something... Wait,I know, CLAM! Quite possibly the oddest combination of flavors come together in a glass.
Bathing Caps
It's hard not to look like a penis in a bathing cap.
Poutine
French Canadian concoction of french fries, gravy, and cheese. It's a gut-busting, artery-obstructing, colon-clogging good time.
The Stinkeye
Basically it's another name for a dirty look.
Assmosis
The process by which some people seem to absorb success by sucking up to the boss rather than working for it.
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Joe Kickass
What Bart Simpson intends to change his name to when he grows up.
Kissing Your Own Biceps
Usually done by Cro-Magnon Roid-a-Holics or drunk dudes with mull-hawks.
Pooched
In other words, ruined, wrecked, broken, or busted. For example, "Can I have a ride? My TransAm is pooched."
Mull-Hawk
A combination of a mullet and mohawk that makes me want to vomit.