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My Ding A Ling
"When I was a little bitty boy, my grandmother bought me a cute little toy, silver bells hangin' on a string, she told me it was my ding a ling. My ding a ling, my ding a ling I want to play with my ding a ling." Surprisingly, this was Chuck Berry's only number one song.
Recumbent Bicycles
For such obvious dorks, recumbent bicycle riders can often appear rather smug.
Lee Press On Nails
Available in both natural and glamour length. Press on!
Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute
A staple of eighties cable-television commericals, Zamfir was advertised as receiving 120 golden and platinum disc awards and selling over 120 million albums.
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Party Subs
I said, "Party Subs!"
Tobor
This is Tobor. Tobor, the telesonic robot. (Batteries not included.) He's under your control. With a click from the telesonic commander, to circle, to proceed forward, to circle. Or to pick up the support module and return, all on your command. Tobor is "robot" spelled backwards. Tobor, the telesonic robot. From Sharper!
I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)
Umm, what exactly is it that Meatloaf won't do?