Entries Tagged “Holidays”

Funny People

11. Krampus, Santa's Sinister Sidekick

In Austrian folklore, this mythical creature accompanies Santa during the Christmas season. However, he's far from a typical "Santa's Little Helper". This demon-esque Krampus, is a cross between a really pissed-off Grinch, and an Orc from Lord of the Rings. His main task is to frighten bad children into becoming good, by threatening to beat them with long birch whips and rusty chains. Oh, and there's his promise of dragging you to the pits of hell with him as well. Almost makes getting coal in your stocking seem like a good thing. See also Holidays.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 14, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

12. Wrapping-Up Household Items and Putting Them Under The Christmas Tree

It's best to put "From Santa" on the TV Remote that you cleverly wrapped 2 weeks ago, in fear of the obvious repercussions. See also Holidays, Pranks.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 14, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Dances

13. The Peanuts Christmas Dance

Come on. We all can admit to doing this dance at least once in our life. It's a classic. See also Comics, Holidays.

Added by a Guest on December 12, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

14. Office Holiday Decoration Safety Guidelines

Rules from HR regarding how you can and cannot decorate your cubicle for the holidays. Usually sent as an all employee email with an animated emoticon wearing a Santa hat. See also Holidays, Office.

Added by Amanda on November 20, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

15. Dressing as Yoda and Trick or Treating Alone

See also Holidays.

Added by ScotFinch on November 3, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

16. Seasonal Decorations from Yankee Candle

Because I need a haunted house that glows and smells like maple syrup. See also Holidays.

Added by Amanda on October 2, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

17. When is the 4th of July?

See also Holidays, Patriotic.

Added by a Guest on February 16, 2009| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

18. Turducken Shop

A chicken in a duck in a turkey. See also Holidays.

Added by a Guest on December 2, 2008| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

19. Wassailing

To go from house to house Christmas caroling. See also Holidays.

Added by Tyler on December 16, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

20. Chinese Sky Candy

Hip slang for fireworks. See also Holidays.

Added by Frank on July 4, 2007| Comment | You Like This |