Although efficient, they drain your energy and possibly your soul. See also Office.
He's your average desk jockey, the guy you pass in the hallway everyday. His work is no better than yours, he's just another Keyboard-Slinging Sam. See also Office.
Someone who has soft hands from doing office work and little or no hard labor. See also Office.
Rules from HR regarding how you can and cannot decorate your cubicle for the holidays. Usually sent as an all employee email with an animated emoticon wearing a Santa hat. See also Holidays, Office.
This is always funny because it very rarely is perfect on the first try. It's like this: "Judy, you still there? Ok, one more second." "Mike? you there? We lost Mike...." "No, sorry, I'm here phone was on mute." "Gary? you there? Gary? " "One second, gotta get Gary on. Everyone hold." See also Office, Telecommunications, Work.