Entries Tagged “Office”

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1. Death-Eater Gray

The depressing gray color that sucks out all happiness if you stand too close. Often the color of office cubicles. See also Depressing, Office.

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Funny Things to Do

2. Trying to Finish a Bowl of Cereal While Driving to Work

Allows you to sleep for an extra 10 minutes. See also Breakfast, Dangerous, Office.

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3. Fluorescent Lights

Although efficient, they drain your energy and possibly your soul. See also Office.

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Funny Things to Do

4. Punching Random Letters into Notepad, then Trying to Find Words

A last-ditch effort to stay awake in an office/work environment. See also Bored, Computers, Office.

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Funny Sayings

5. Dry Erase Boards Are Remarkable

See also Office, Puns.

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Funny Things to Do

6. Stapling Two Staples Together

Staple-ception! See also Office.

Added by a Guest on July 15, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

7. Keyboard-Slinger Sam

He's your average desk jockey, the guy you pass in the hallway everyday. His work is no better than yours, he's just another Keyboard-Slinging Sam. See also Office.

Added by 4thFloorKeyboardJockey on April 21, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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8. Puffalope Shop

One of those weird, puffy envelopes. See also Office.

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Funny Insults

9. Office Hands

Someone who has soft hands from doing office work and little or no hard labor. See also Office.

Added by chalowack on May 10, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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10. Office Holiday Decoration Safety Guidelines

Rules from HR regarding how you can and cannot decorate your cubicle for the holidays. Usually sent as an all employee email with an animated emoticon wearing a Santa hat. See also Holidays, Office.

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