Entries Tagged “Work”

Funny Phrases

1. Seagull Management

A seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, sh*ts on everything, then flies off again leaving a huge mess behind. See also Work.

Added by ItsNotShaun on July 21, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2. It's Called Going to Work, Not Going to Fun

So says my dad. See also Work.

Added by Brian on March 8, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

3. Setting the "Days Without Accident" Board Back to Zero

Oops! The higher the number was before you destroyed the record, the funner it is. See also Work.

Added by SpaceParasites on July 16, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

4. Setting Up a Conference Call

This is always funny because it very rarely is perfect on the first try. It's like this: "Judy, you still there? Ok, one more second." "Mike? you there? We lost Mike...." "No, sorry, I'm here phone was on mute." "Gary? you there? Gary? " "One second, gotta get Gary on. Everyone hold." See also Office, Telecommunications, Work.

Added by Amanda on November 6, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

5. Recalling an Email

Especially funny if it's for a minor mistake. Chances are everyone has already read the email anyway. See also Office, Telecommunications, Work.

Added by Amanda on November 6, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

6. Pant Suit

See also Office, Women, Work.

Added by Tyler on February 25, 2006| Comment | You Like This |