Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Drinks

11. Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The best alcoholic fictional drink in existence. According to the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, this drink makes you feel like your brains have been smashed out by gold brick wrapped around a lemon and if anyone does eventually invent this, I will marry them on the spot. See also Alcohol, Fictional.

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Funny Drinks

12. Shirley Temple

A non-alcoholic drink named after child actress Shirley Temple's red hair. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Euphemisms

13. Bend an Elbow

Have a drink. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Drinks

14. Test Tube Shots

Available in low-quality bars everywhere. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Drinks

15. Mary

A bloody mary without the killings. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Drinks

16. Martimmy

Official drink of the soap opera Passions. Named after the adorable little doll. "Timmy loves a good MarTimmy!" See also Alcohol, Drinks.

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Funny Sayings

17. I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God

The usual excuse for drunks to cops. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Sayings

18. I'll Hold Your Beer

What you say to somebody after they (usually drunkenly) claim they are going to do something that everyone but them knows its blatantly stupid. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

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Funny Phrases

19. 4 Score and 7 Beers Ago

See also Alcohol.

Added by ericluken on February 19, 2012| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

20. Violently Retching Seafood Gumbo

...or seafood paella. This will strike you as even more hilarious if you've actually done it. See also Alcohol.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 17, 2012| Comment | You Like This |