The best alcoholic fictional drink in existence. According to the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, this drink makes you feel like your brains have been smashed out by gold brick wrapped around a lemon and if anyone does eventually invent this, I will marry them on the spot. See also Alcohol, Fictional.
A non-alcoholic drink named after child actress Shirley Temple's red hair. See also Alcohol.
Official drink of the soap opera Passions. Named after the adorable little doll. "Timmy loves a good MarTimmy!" See also Alcohol, Drinks.
The usual excuse for drunks to cops. See also Alcohol.
What you say to somebody after they (usually drunkenly) claim they are going to do something that everyone but them knows its blatantly stupid. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
...or seafood paella. This will strike you as even more hilarious if you've actually done it. See also Alcohol.