Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Drinks

11. Martimmy

Official drink of the soap opera Passions. Named after the adorable little doll. "Timmy loves a good MarTimmy!" See also Alcohol, Drinks.

Added by janeyfromthebloc on June 4, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

12. I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God

The usual excuse for drunks to cops. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on February 14, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

13. I'll Hold Your Beer

What you say to somebody after they (usually drunkenly) claim they are going to do something that everyone but them knows its blatantly stupid. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by a Guest on November 1, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

14. 4 Score and 7 Beers Ago

See also Alcohol.

Added by ericluken on February 19, 2012| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

15. Violently Retching Seafood Gumbo

...or seafood paella. This will strike you as even more hilarious if you've actually done it. See also Alcohol.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 17, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

16. Saturday Night Palsy

Caused by nerve compression when you pass out in an awkward position. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on January 12, 2012| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

17. Dipsomania

An uncontrollable craving for alcohol. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on December 1, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

18. Crushing Empty Beer Cans with Your Forehead

See also Alcohol.

Added by Meez on May 11, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

19. Four Loko

Party in a can. Named after it's four main ingredients... alcohol, caffeine, taurine, and guarana... Loko right? See also Alcohol, Teenagers.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on April 19, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny T-Shirts

20. In Dog Beers I've Only Had One!

Gave this to my uncle at Christmas. See also Alcohol, Dogs.

Added by Corey on March 30, 2011| Comment | You Like This |