...or seafood paella. This will strike you as even more hilarious if you've actually done it. See also Alcohol.
Caused by nerve compression when you pass out in an awkward position. See also Alcohol.
Party in a can. Named after it's four main ingredients... alcohol, caffeine, taurine, and guarana... Loko right? See also Alcohol, Teenagers.
Gave this to my uncle at Christmas. See also Alcohol, Dogs.
I sat on my phone and it happened. You can't hang up on your Mom. See also Alcohol, Family.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar-fifty, Deer nuts are under a buck. See also Alcohol.