Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Phrases

11. 4 Score and 7 Beers Ago

See also Alcohol.

Added by ericluken on February 19, 2012| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

12. Violently Retching Seafood Gumbo

...or seafood paella. This will strike you as even more hilarious if you've actually done it. See also Alcohol.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 17, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

13. Saturday Night Palsy

Caused by nerve compression when you pass out in an awkward position. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on January 12, 2012| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

14. Dipsomania

An uncontrollable craving for alcohol. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on December 1, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

15. Crushing Empty Beer Cans with Your Forehead

See also Alcohol.

Added by Meez on May 11, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

16. Four Loko

Party in a can. Named after it's four main ingredients... alcohol, caffeine, taurine, and guarana... Loko right? See also Alcohol, Teenagers.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on April 19, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny T-Shirts

17. In Dog Beers I've Only Had One!

Gave this to my uncle at Christmas. See also Alcohol, Dogs.

Added by Corey on March 30, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

18. Virgin Mary

A bloody mary without the vodka. See also Alcohol, Religion.

Added by ads11 on February 16, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

19. Selling Buicks to Ralph

Vomiting. See also Alcohol.

Added by Opossum on February 14, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

20. Drunk Dialing Your Mom

I sat on my phone and it happened. You can't hang up on your Mom. See also Alcohol, Family.

Added by Anthony on January 15, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |