Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Euphemisms

11. Bend an Elbow

Have a drink. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Drinks

12. Test Tube Shots

Available in low-quality bars everywhere. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Drinks

13. Mary

A bloody mary without the killings. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Drinks

14. Martimmy

Official drink of the soap opera Passions. Named after the adorable little doll. "Timmy loves a good MarTimmy!" See also Alcohol, Drinks.

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Funny Sayings

15. I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God

The usual excuse for drunks to cops. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Sayings

16. I'll Hold Your Beer

What you say to somebody after they (usually drunkenly) claim they are going to do something that everyone but them knows its blatantly stupid. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

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Funny Phrases

17. 4 Score and 7 Beers Ago

See also Alcohol.

Added by ericluken on February 19, 2012| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

18. Violently Retching Seafood Gumbo

...or seafood paella. This will strike you as even more hilarious if you've actually done it. See also Alcohol.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 17, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

19. Saturday Night Palsy

Caused by nerve compression when you pass out in an awkward position. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Diseases

20. Dipsomania

An uncontrollable craving for alcohol. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on December 1, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |