Entries Tagged “Made Up”

Funny Words

21. Bovicide

To kill a cow. See also Farming, Made Up, Meat.

Added by a Guest on October 9, 2008| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

22. Mock Tofu

Per Yoni Brenner of the New Yorker, mock tofu is made from chicken fat, pureed pork loin, and five cups of piping-hot tallow. See also Made Up, Vegetarian.

Added by Brian on July 14, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

23. Merfish

Half fish, half mermaid. Basically looks like this. See also Made Up.

Added by Anthony on March 26, 2008| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

24. Jackalope

Jackrabbit-antelope hybrid found throughout the Southwest on postcards. See also Made Up.

Added by Tim on March 3, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

25. Opposite Day

One day a year I get to shower with my clothes on, wear shoes on my hands, drive backwards down the wrong side of the road, tell my boss what to do, poop in the urinals and pee in the toilets, type with my feet, have cashiers pay me when I buy items, lose weight by eating Big Macs, and have my dog take me for a walk. Opposite day rules! See also Made Up.

Added by Frank on December 2, 2007| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

26. Eustace Bugles

See also Made Up.

Added by a Guest on November 4, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

27. Gilchrist Peabody

Gilchrist Peabody is the name of the fictitious lawyer whose services I invoke whenever I suspect things aren't on the up-and-up. I figured that name would look pretty intimidating on the letterhead. See also Made Up.

Added by Frank on September 30, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Movies

28. Bears in a Hospital

Sequel to "Snakes on a Plane". See also Made Up.

Added by a Guest on May 20, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

29. Sardine Beards

The inedible part of the sardine. See also Made Up.

Added by Chris on November 14, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

30. Torcano

Rare natural disaster in which a tornado descends upon an active volcano and hurls lava. See also Made Up.

Added by Chris on November 13, 2006| 3 Comments | You Like This |