Entries Tagged “Made Up”

Funny Phrases

21. Thumb Toe

You know, the big one. See also Body, Made Up.

Added by scottmsiegel on January 9, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

22. Redumbdancy

Repeating the same dumb thing. See also Made Up, Portmanteau.

Added by scottmsiegel on January 2, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

23. Dirf

The number between five and six. See also Made Up.

Added by a Guest on October 26, 2009| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

24. Bovicide

To kill a cow. See also Farming, Made Up, Meat.

Added by a Guest on October 9, 2008| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

25. Mock Tofu

Per Yoni Brenner of the New Yorker, mock tofu is made from chicken fat, pureed pork loin, and five cups of piping-hot tallow. See also Made Up, Vegetarian.

Added by Brian on July 14, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

26. Merfish

Half fish, half mermaid. Basically looks like this. See also Made Up.

Added by Anthony on March 26, 2008| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

27. Jackalope

Jackrabbit-antelope hybrid found throughout the Southwest on postcards. See also Made Up.

Added by Tim on March 3, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

28. Opposite Day

One day a year I get to shower with my clothes on, wear shoes on my hands, drive backwards down the wrong side of the road, tell my boss what to do, poop in the urinals and pee in the toilets, type with my feet, have cashiers pay me when I buy items, lose weight by eating Big Macs, and have my dog take me for a walk. Opposite day rules! See also Made Up.

Added by Frank on December 2, 2007| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

29. Eustace Bugles

See also Made Up.

Added by a Guest on November 4, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

30. Gilchrist Peabody

Gilchrist Peabody is the name of the fictitious lawyer whose services I invoke whenever I suspect things aren't on the up-and-up. I figured that name would look pretty intimidating on the letterhead. See also Made Up.

Added by Frank on September 30, 2007| Comment | You Like This |