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Disco Duck
Not a great song to begin with, so did we need the Disney and Village People collaboration Macho Duck as well?
Tarantism
An uncontrollable urge to dance, as in "Reverend Shaw Moore will not tolerate your taratism, nor the looseness it causes in your feet." Italians thought it was caused by tarantula bites.
Box of Rattlesnakes
From today's New York Times obituary of Evel Knievel, "When he was 27, he became co-owner of a motorcycle shop in Moses Lake, Wash. To attract customers, he announced he would jump his motorcycle 40 feet over parked cars and a box of rattlesnakes and continue on past a mountain lion tethered at the other end. Before 1,000 people, he did the stunt as promised but failed to fly far enough; his bike came down on the rattlesnakes."
Toliet-Training a Cat
You think it's a joke, but cats have been trained to use the toliet by many pet-owners, including jazz great Charles Mingus.
Fabio Getting Hit in the Face by a Bird
A typical rollercoaster ride turns into a day of tragedy for our favorite male model, whose large face gets owned by an unsuspecting bird.
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Piddle
Euphemism for urination, especially when applied to dogs.
The Sidney Myer Platypusary
Name of a zoo in Australia.
Dicked the Dog
A classic saying for making a large mistake, also known as "screwing the pooch".
Getting Attacked by Bobcats
Funny excuse if anyone ever asks why you're late.
Beaver Fever
Caused by drinking water contaminated by human and/or animal feces (presumably including a beaver's), the symptoms of the ailment otherwise known as Giardia include loss of appetite, lethargy, fever, explosive diarrhea, loose or watery stool, stomach cramps, upset stomach, bloating, and flatulence.