Entries Tagged “Animals”

Funny Names

21. Eggbert

A good name for a rooster. See also Animals, Puns.

Added by a Guest on January 22, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

22. Dying Your Dog Pink

See also Animals.

Added by a Guest on January 20, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

23. Tighter than a Dolphin's Ass

That's pretty tight. See also Animals.

Added by a Guest on January 14, 2008| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Songs

24. Disco Duck

Not a great song to begin with, so did we need the Disney and Village People collaboration Macho Duck as well? See also 70's, Animals, Anthromorphication.

Added by Ryan on January 11, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

25. Tarantism

An uncontrollable urge to dance, as in "Reverend Shaw Moore will not tolerate your taratism, nor the looseness it causes in your feet." Italians thought it was caused by tarantula bites. See also Animals, Dances, Italian.

Added by a Guest on December 11, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

26. Box of Rattlesnakes

From today's New York Times obituary of Evel Knievel, "When he was 27, he became co-owner of a motorcycle shop in Moses Lake, Wash. To attract customers, he announced he would jump his motorcycle 40 feet over parked cars and a box of rattlesnakes and continue on past a mountain lion tethered at the other end. Before 1,000 people, he did the stunt as promised but failed to fly far enough; his bike came down on the rattlesnakes." See also Animals.

Added by Tyler on December 1, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

27. Toliet-Training a Cat

You think it's a joke, but cats have been trained to use the toliet by many pet-owners, including jazz great Charles Mingus. See also Animals, Anthromorphication, Bathroom.

Added by Anthony on November 18, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

28. Fabio Getting Hit in the Face by a Bird

A typical rollercoaster ride turns into a day of tragedy for our favorite male model, whose large face gets owned by an unsuspecting bird. See also Animals.

Added by Frank on November 15, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

29. Piddle

Euphemism for urination, especially when applied to dogs. See also Animals, Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on November 12, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

30. The Sidney Myer Platypusary

Name of a zoo in Australia. See also Animals, Australia.

Added by Frank on November 12, 2007| Comment | You Like This |