47 Entries Tagged “Animals”
Funny Things
21. Box of Rattlesnakes
From today's New York Times obituary of Evel Knievel, "When he was 27, he became co-owner of a motorcycle shop in Moses Lake, Wash. To attract customers, he announced he would jump his motorcycle 40 feet over parked cars and a box of rattlesnakes and continue on past a mountain lion tethered at the other end. Before 1,000 people, he did the stunt as promised but failed to fly far enough; his bike came down on the rattlesnakes." See also Animals.
Funny Things to Do
22. Toliet-Training a Cat
You think it's a joke, but cats have been trained to use the toliet by many pet-owners, including jazz great Charles Mingus. See also Animals, Anthromorphication, Bathroom.
Funny Things to Do
23. Fabio Getting Hit in the Face by a Bird
A typical rollercoaster ride turns into a day of tragedy for our favorite male model, whose large face gets owned by an unsuspecting bird. See also Animals.
Funny Euphemisms
24. Piddle
Euphemism for urination, especially when applied to dogs. See also Animals, Bathroom.
Funny Sayings
26. Dicked the Dog
A classic saying for making a large mistake, also known as "screwing the pooch". See also Animals.
Funny Things to Do
27. Getting Attacked by Bobcats
Funny excuse if anyone ever asks why you're late. See also Animals.
Funny Diseases
28. Beaver Fever
Caused by drinking water contaminated by human and/or animal feces (presumably including a beaver's), the symptoms of the ailment otherwise known as Giardia include loss of appetite, lethargy, fever, explosive diarrhea, loose or watery stool, stomach cramps, upset stomach, bloating, and flatulence. See also Animals.
Funny Things to Do
30. Drawing a Thanksgiving Turkey from Your Hand
I'm really good at it. See also Animals, Holidays.