Entries Tagged “Animals”

Funny Sayings

31. Dicked the Dog

A classic saying for making a large mistake, also known as "screwing the pooch". See also Animals.

Added by a Guest on October 1, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

32. Getting Attacked by Bobcats

Funny excuse if anyone ever asks why you're late. See also Animals.

Added by Frank on August 3, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

33. Beaver Fever

Caused by drinking water contaminated by human and/or animal feces (presumably including a beaver's), the symptoms of the ailment otherwise known as Giardia include loss of appetite, lethargy, fever, explosive diarrhea, loose or watery stool, stomach cramps, upset stomach, bloating, and flatulence. See also Animals.

Added by Robyn on June 12, 2007| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Toys

34. Monchhichis

Monchhichi, Monchhichi, oh so soft and cuddly. See also Animals.

Added by Maude on May 20, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

35. Pooch Pants

Diapers for incontinent dogs like this one. See also Animals.

Added by Brian on April 28, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

36. Drawing a Thanksgiving Turkey from Your Hand

I'm really good at it. See also Animals, Holidays.

Added by a Guest on April 18, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Conveyances

37. Donkey Rides

See also Animals.

Added by Brian on April 4, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

38. Who Let the Dogs Out?

No, really, who let the dogs out? See also Animals, Songs.

Added by Brian on March 27, 2007| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

39. Like Tits On a Boar

In other words useless. What does a male hog need nipples for? See also Animals.

Added by misbell1952 on January 8, 2007| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

40. Letting the Horsey Out of the Barn

In other words, your fly is undone. See also Animals, Clothes.

Added by Chris on January 7, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |