Preferably a scrappy little scamp who could be called Rags and a red-faced butcher running after him with an apron and big red cheeks looking like he's about to pop an embolism. See also Old-Timey, Pets.
A pony that's kept indoors as a house pet and has to wear a diaper so as not to soil the living room. See also Anthromorphication, Pets, Scatological.
Malteste-poodle hybrid sometimes mispronounced as "Multipoo". See also Pets.
Half cocker spaniel, half poodle, this pup is the alpha and omega of canine sophomoric humor. See also Pets.
If you're going to tell a joke about a dog, make it a beagle. If not funnier, it will at least make the joke cuter. Also, the pub on Three's Company was named the "Reagle Begale." See also Pets.
From James Thurber's My Friend McNulty. See also Animals, Made Up, Pets.