Entries Tagged “Profanity”

Funny Euphemisms

11. Frak

Euphemistic expletive used in Battlestar Galatica and always said with a straight face. See also Profanity, Television.

Added by Chris on May 24, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

12. Flaming Shit-Heel

A guy who's convinced he's God's gift to humankind, ultra cool; but, in fact, is a pathetic, trend-chasing wanker. See also Profanity.

Added by Tim on May 21, 2009| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

13. Shut the Front Door

Commonly heard, G-rated phrase from young kids in lieu of "Shut the F*** Up". See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

14. You Don't Eat, You Don't Shit. You Don't Shit, You Die.

An emperical truth of the universe. See also Food, Health, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on November 11, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

15. Oh Pop Off!

Very common and even more awkward euphemism used when movies are edited for television. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on October 15, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

16. What the Cock is That Shit?

As asked by Sarah Silverman in Jesus Is Magic. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on June 29, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

17. Critical Ass

The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks. See also Obesity, Profanity.

Added by Robyn on June 12, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

18. "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Ad-libbed by Roddy Piper in the film They Live. See also Celebrities, Movies, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on May 31, 2008| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

19. Your Ass is Grass

And I'm the lawn mower. See also Profanity, Violence.

Added by a Guest on May 28, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

20. Bullshit

A cross between a "Shitzu" and a "Bulldog." When combined a puppy is called a Bullshit. See also Pets, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on May 26, 2008| 10 Comments | You Like This |