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Ass Cape
Offers a slight touch of modesty for nudists.
Up Shit Creek
Difficult to find on a map; nonetheless, travelers all report a sharp feeling of failure or deflation. The water's strong current can very often leave one without a paddle.
Sicka Yer Shit
The patient complains that he or she's "had it", that they're in the right, or that they've somehow been tormented by the disease's carrier. Highly contagious and often contracted at work or even among family members. Early onset can bring irritation, pursed lips, lack of interest in meaningless tasks, and unexplained staring.
Bite Your Teeth Into the Ass of Life
Memorable quote from the 1996 movie Big Night.
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Richard Cranium
A polite way to call someone a dickhead.
Shit Sandwich
An unpleasant activity or event, known in French as a croque à merde.
Twunt
Possibly the best combination of insults ever—you figure it out.
Shit Show
A phrase used to describe something that was a complete disaster.
Peeved Off
Dorky euphemsim for the already not terribly profane "pissed off".