Entries Tagged “Profanity”

Funny Euphemisms

31. Richard Cranium

A polite way to call someone a dickhead. See also Profanity.

Added by grouchyteacher on November 13, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

32. Shit Sandwich

An unpleasant activity or event, known in French as a croque merde. See also Food, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on October 7, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

33. Twunt

Possibly the best combination of insults ever—you figure it out. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on October 2, 2007| 15 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

34. Shit Show

A phrase used to describe something that was a complete disaster. See also Profanity.

Added by sharkweek on October 2, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

35. Peeved Off

Dorky euphemsim for the already not terribly profane "pissed off". See also Profanity.

Added by Brian on September 27, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

36. You Got Effed in the Ay!

For when someone gets owned big-time. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on August 6, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

37. Frick

You frickin' fricker, this really fricks me the frick off. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on June 28, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

38. Dipshit

See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on June 9, 2007| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

39. Bitched

In addition to being the past tense of bitching, this word is also a synonym for wrecked, ruined, busted or otherwise pooched. "Bitched" and "pooched" can be used interchangeably, e.g. "Cooter hasn't been able to walk properly since he bitched his knee kicking puppies." See also Profanity.

Added by Robyn on June 9, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

40. Assmosis

The process by which some people seem to absorb success by sucking up to the boss rather than working for it. See also Profanity.

Added by Robyn on May 31, 2007| 5 Comments | You Like This |