Entries Tagged “Profanity”

Funny Sayings

31. Let's Ditch This Bitch

A popular call for leaving an unpopular party. See also Party, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on May 12, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

32. Shituation

An event (usually negative) that has the potential to transform your life into utter shit. See also Profanity.

Added by Robyn on May 7, 2008| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny T-Shirts

33. If You Can Read This, the Bitch Fell Off Shop

Recently spotted on the back of a shirt of a guy riding a motorcycle. See also Crass, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on March 17, 2008| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

34. Fucking, Austria

Yep. See also European, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on March 14, 2008| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

35. Ass Cape

Offers a slight touch of modesty for nudists. See also Nudity, Profanity.

Added by Frank on March 5, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

36. Up Shit Creek

Difficult to find on a map; nonetheless, travelers all report a sharp feeling of failure or deflation. The water's strong current can very often leave one without a paddle. See also Profanity.

Added by Tim on March 2, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

37. Sicka Yer Shit

The patient complains that he or she's "had it", that they're in the right, or that they've somehow been tormented by the disease's carrier. Highly contagious and often contracted at work or even among family members. Early onset can bring irritation, pursed lips, lack of interest in meaningless tasks, and unexplained staring. See also Profanity.

Added by Tim on February 10, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

38. Bite Your Teeth Into the Ass of Life

Memorable quote from the 1996 movie Big Night. See also Movies, Profanity.

Added by Frank on January 16, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

39. Richard Cranium

A polite way to call someone a dickhead. See also Profanity.

Added by grouchyteacher on November 13, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

40. Shit Sandwich

An unpleasant activity or event, known in French as a croque merde. See also Food, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on October 7, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |