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Assed Out
Upon learning that I was too tall to be an astronaut, a friend commented, "You're assed out, stretch."
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Horseshit and Gunsmoke
Right arm "Horseshit." Left arm "Gunsmoke."

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Cleaning Bird Shit Out of Cuckoo Clocks
This once killed at a family gathering.
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