Entries Tagged “Profanity”

Funny Clothes

31. Ass Cape

Offers a slight touch of modesty for nudists. See also Nudity, Profanity.

Added by Frank on March 5, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

32. Up Shit Creek

Difficult to find on a map; nonetheless, travelers all report a sharp feeling of failure or deflation. The water's strong current can very often leave one without a paddle. See also Profanity.

Added by Tim on March 2, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

33. Sicka Yer Shit

The patient complains that he or she's "had it", that they're in the right, or that they've somehow been tormented by the disease's carrier. Highly contagious and often contracted at work or even among family members. Early onset can bring irritation, pursed lips, lack of interest in meaningless tasks, and unexplained staring. See also Profanity.

Added by Tim on February 10, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

34. Bite Your Teeth Into the Ass of Life

Memorable quote from the 1996 movie Big Night. See also Movies, Profanity.

Added by Frank on January 16, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

35. Richard Cranium

A polite way to call someone a dickhead. See also Profanity.

Added by grouchyteacher on November 13, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

36. Shit Sandwich

An unpleasant activity or event, known in French as a croque merde. See also Food, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on October 7, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

37. Twunt

Possibly the best combination of insults ever—you figure it out. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on October 2, 2007| 15 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

38. Shit Show

A phrase used to describe something that was a complete disaster. See also Profanity.

Added by sharkweek on October 2, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

39. Peeved Off

Dorky euphemsim for the already not terribly profane "pissed off". See also Profanity.

Added by Brian on September 27, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

40. You Got Effed in the Ay!

For when someone gets owned big-time. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on August 6, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |