You frickin' fricker, this really fricks me the frick off. See also Profanity.
In addition to being the past tense of bitching, this word is also a synonym for wrecked, ruined, busted or otherwise pooched. "Bitched" and "pooched" can be used interchangeably, e.g. "Cooter hasn't been able to walk properly since he bitched his knee kicking puppies." See also Profanity.
The process by which some people seem to absorb success by sucking up to the boss rather than working for it. See also Profanity.
What Bart Simpson intends to change his name to when he grows up. See also Profanity, Simpsons.
Subject line of a spam email I recently received. See also Computers, Profanity.
As in, "I never got your email—Hotmail must have shitcanned it." See also Profanity.