Entries Tagged “Profanity”

Funny Things to Do

41. Shitcan

As in, "I never got your email—Hotmail must have shitcanned it." See also Profanity.

Added by Anthony on January 15, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

42. "Eff"

As in, "What the Eff?" or "Ah, Eff!" See also Profanity.

Added by Brian on October 17, 2006| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

43. Ass-Butt

See also Profanity, Redundant.

Added by a Guest on June 26, 2006| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

44. Like Shit Through a Short Dog

See also Profanity, Speed.

Added by a Guest on April 15, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

45. Assed Out

Upon learning that I was too tall to be an astronaut, a friend commented, "You're assed out, stretch." See also Profanity.

Added by Anthony on January 21, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Tattoos

46. Horseshit and Gunsmoke

Right arm "Horseshit." Left arm "Gunsmoke." See also Profanity, Western.

Added by Anthony on January 3, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

47. Cleaning Bird Shit Out of Cuckoo Clocks

This once killed at a family gathering. See also Profanity.

Added by Anthony on December 31, 2005| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

48. Being Poked in the Ass by a Pitchfork

See also Devil, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on December 31, 2005| 1 Comment | You Like This |