Entries Tagged “Profanity”

Funny Things to Do

41. Sitting on Your Ass and Eating Bon-Bons

See also Lazy, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on April 21, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

42. Ass-Hat

In other words, a hat for your ass. See also Body, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on April 17, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

43. That's Bullshit, Because I'm Still Coughing

Subject line of a spam email I recently received. See also Computers, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on January 18, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

44. Shitcan

As in, "I never got your email—Hotmail must have shitcanned it." See also Profanity.

Added by Anthony on January 15, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

45. "Eff"

As in, "What the Eff?" or "Ah, Eff!" See also Profanity.

Added by Brian on October 17, 2006| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

46. Ass-Butt

See also Profanity, Redundant.

Added by a Guest on June 26, 2006| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

47. Like Shit Through a Short Dog

See also Profanity, Speed.

Added by a Guest on April 15, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

48. Assed Out

Upon learning that I was too tall to be an astronaut, a friend commented, "You're assed out, stretch." See also Profanity.

Added by Anthony on January 21, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Tattoos

49. Horseshit and Gunsmoke

Right arm "Horseshit." Left arm "Gunsmoke." See also Profanity, Western.

Added by Anthony on January 3, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

50. Cleaning Bird Shit Out of Cuckoo Clocks

This once killed at a family gathering. See also Profanity.

Added by Anthony on December 31, 2005| 7 Comments | You Like This |