Entries Tagged “Profanity”

Funny Things

41. Ass-Hat

In other words, a hat for your ass. See also Body, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on April 17, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

42. That's Bullshit, Because I'm Still Coughing

Subject line of a spam email I recently received. See also Computers, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on January 18, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

43. Shitcan

As in, "I never got your email—Hotmail must have shitcanned it." See also Profanity.

Added by Anthony on January 15, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

44. "Eff"

As in, "What the Eff?" or "Ah, Eff!" See also Profanity.

Added by Brian on October 17, 2006| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

45. Ass-Butt

See also Profanity, Redundant.

Added by a Guest on June 26, 2006| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

46. Like Shit Through a Short Dog

See also Profanity, Speed.

Added by a Guest on April 15, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

47. Assed Out

Upon learning that I was too tall to be an astronaut, a friend commented, "You're assed out, stretch." See also Profanity.

Added by Anthony on January 21, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Tattoos

48. Horseshit and Gunsmoke

Right arm "Horseshit." Left arm "Gunsmoke." See also Profanity, Western.

Added by Anthony on January 3, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

49. Cleaning Bird Shit Out of Cuckoo Clocks

This once killed at a family gathering. See also Profanity.

Added by Anthony on December 31, 2005| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

50. Being Poked in the Ass by a Pitchfork

See also Devil, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on December 31, 2005| 1 Comment | You Like This |