Entries Tagged “Profanity”

Funny Words

41. Assmosis

The process by which some people seem to absorb success by sucking up to the boss rather than working for it. See also Profanity.

Added by Robyn on May 31, 2007| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

42. Joe Kickass

What Bart Simpson intends to change his name to when he grows up. See also Profanity, Simpsons.

Added by Robyn on May 29, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

43. Sitting on Your Ass and Eating Bon-Bons

See also Lazy, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on April 21, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

44. Ass-Hat

In other words, a hat for your ass. See also Body, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on April 17, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

45. That's Bullshit, Because I'm Still Coughing

Subject line of a spam email I recently received. See also Computers, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on January 18, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

46. Shitcan

As in, "I never got your email—Hotmail must have shitcanned it." See also Profanity.

Added by Anthony on January 15, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

47. "Eff"

As in, "What the Eff?" or "Ah, Eff!" See also Profanity.

Added by Brian on October 17, 2006| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

48. Ass-Butt

See also Profanity, Redundant.

Added by a Guest on June 26, 2006| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

49. Like Shit Through a Short Dog

See also Profanity, Speed.

Added by a Guest on April 15, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

50. Assed Out

Upon learning that I was too tall to be an astronaut, a friend commented, "You're assed out, stretch." See also Profanity.

Added by Anthony on January 21, 2006| Comment | You Like This |