Entries Tagged “Profanity”

Funny Phrases

41. Assed Out

Upon learning that I was too tall to be an astronaut, a friend commented, "You're assed out, stretch." See also Profanity.

Added by Anthony on January 21, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Tattoos

42. Horseshit and Gunsmoke

Right arm "Horseshit." Left arm "Gunsmoke." See also Profanity, Western.

Added by Anthony on January 3, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

43. Cleaning Bird Shit Out of Cuckoo Clocks

This once killed at a family gathering. See also Profanity.

Added by Anthony on December 31, 2005| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

44. Being Poked in the Ass by a Pitchfork

See also Devil, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on December 31, 2005| 1 Comment | You Like This |