74 Entries Tagged “Profanity”
Funny Euphemisms
41. Shut the Front Door
Commonly heard, G-rated phrase from young kids in lieu of "Shut the F*** Up". See also Profanity.
Funny Advice
42. You Don't Eat, You Don't Shit. You Don't Shit, You Die.
An emperical truth of the universe. See also Food, Health, Profanity.
Funny Euphemisms
43. Oh Pop Off!
Very common and even more awkward euphemism used when movies are edited for television. See also Profanity.
Funny Questions
44. What the C*ck is That Sh*t?
As asked by Sarah Silverman in Jesus Is Magic. See also Profanity.
Funny Phrases
45. Critical Ass
The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks. See also Obesity, Profanity.
Funny Quotes
46. "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
Ad-libbed by Roddy Piper in the film They Live. See also Celebrities, Movies, Profanity.
Funny Animals
48. Bullshit
A cross between a "Shitzu" and a "Bulldog." When combined a puppy is called a Bullshit. See also Pets, Profanity.
Funny Words
49. Shituation
An event (usually negative) that has the potential to transform your life into utter sh*t. See also Profanity.