Entries Tagged “Religion”

Funny Euphemisms

11. Asking Jesus for Shoes

A funny euphemism for sex, e.g."Nah, my sister can't come to the phone, she's too busy asking Jesus for shoes." See also Religion, Sex.

Added by a Guest on October 10, 2008| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

12. God Works in Mysterious Ways

Good saying for explaining just about anything to children, for example why they didn't receive a Nintendo Wii for their birthday, See also Religion.

Added by Ryan on September 29, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

13. Cherub Figurines

See also Religion.

Added by Ryan on September 11, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

14. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

The triple-whammy of blasphemous exclamations. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on September 4, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

15. Praying to God and Marvin Gaye

Sometimes God is a little busy, so you wanna make sure you have all your bases covered. See also Religion, Singers.

Added by Frank on July 30, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

16. Christian Comedians

See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on March 20, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

17. Mormon Missionaries

So wholesome! So darling! So much fun to slam the door on. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on March 5, 2008| 8 Comments | You Like This |