Entries Tagged “Religion”

Funny Things

11. Frisbeetarianism

The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and get's stuck. See also Religion.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 12, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

12. Zelophehad

It's in the Old Testament, Book of Kings I think. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on July 3, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

13. Bloody Winkum

Also known as Ratchet Screwdriver, Bloody Winkum is a Quaker game in which teenage boys try to physically prevent their teenage girl partners from kissing a boy called the Winker. See also Games, Religion.

Added by Brian on May 20, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

14. Asking Jesus for Shoes

A funny euphemism for sex, e.g."Nah, my sister can't come to the phone, she's too busy asking Jesus for shoes." See also Religion, Sex.

Added by a Guest on October 10, 2008| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

15. God Works in Mysterious Ways

Good saying for explaining just about anything to children, for example why they didn't receive a Nintendo Wii for their birthday, See also Religion.

Added by Ryan on September 29, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

16. Cherub Figurines Shop

See also Religion.

Added by Ryan on September 11, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

17. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

The triple-whammy of blasphemous exclamations. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on September 4, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

18. Praying to God and Marvin Gaye

Sometimes God is a little busy, so you wanna make sure you have all your bases covered. See also Religion, Singers.

Added by Frank on July 30, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

19. Christian Comedians

See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on March 20, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

20. Mormon Missionaries

So wholesome! So darling! So much fun to slam the door on. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on March 5, 2008| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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