Entries Tagged “Religion”

Funny Euphemisms

11. Cheese and Rice

A politically correct alternative to Jesus Christ! See also Blasphemy, Religion.

Added by a Guest on January 6, 2010| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

12. Frisbeetarianism

The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and get's stuck. See also Religion.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 12, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

13. Zelophehad

It's in the Old Testament, Book of Kings I think. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on July 3, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

14. Bloody Winkum

Also known as Ratchet Screwdriver, Bloody Winkum is a Quaker game in which teenage boys try to physically prevent their teenage girl partners from kissing a boy called the Winker. See also Games, Religion.

Added by Brian on May 20, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

15. Asking Jesus for Shoes

A funny euphemism for sex, e.g."Nah, my sister can't come to the phone, she's too busy asking Jesus for shoes." See also Religion, Sex.

Added by a Guest on October 10, 2008| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

16. God Works in Mysterious Ways

Good saying for explaining just about anything to children, for example why they didn't receive a Nintendo Wii for their birthday, See also Religion.

Added by Ryan on September 29, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

17. Cherub Figurines Shop

See also Religion.

Added by Ryan on September 11, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

18. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

The triple-whammy of blasphemous exclamations. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on September 4, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

19. Praying to God and Marvin Gaye

Sometimes God is a little busy, so you wanna make sure you have all your bases covered. See also Religion, Singers.

Added by Frank on July 30, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

20. Christian Comedians

See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on March 20, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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