34 Entries Tagged “Religion”

Funny Things to Do

11. Writing "Jesus" Under Happy Birthday Wrapping Paper When You Run out of Christmas Paper

See also Christmas, Religion.

Added by a Guest on November 10, 2018| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

12. CEOs

People who go to church on Christmas and Easter Only. See also Religion.

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Funny Questions

13. How Do You Make Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on April 28, 2018| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

14. The Baptist Drive-Thru

If you've ever lived in a dry county, you'll understand. It's the alcohol store just across the county line. See also Alcohol, Religion.

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Funny Questions

15. If Jesus Can Walk on Water Can He Swim on Land?

See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2018| 14 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

16. The Dalai Drama

Your friend who can't help but start unnecessary drama. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on December 20, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

17. Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned

An English Preacher, he had a famous son who was an economist named Nicholas If-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barbon. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on November 8, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

18. Chreasters

People who only show up to church on Christmas and Easter. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on September 19, 2017| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

19. I Thank God for Making Me an Athiest

See also Ironic, Religion.

Added by a Guest on October 6, 2016| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Songs

20. What If God Was One of Us?

What if God was on a bus /
On a bus like one of us /
Just a stranger on a bus /
On a buuuuus. See also Buses, Religion, Subway.

Added by Joe on September 4, 2015| 12 Comments | You Like This |

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