Entries Tagged “Seafood”

Funny Questions

1. How Many Tickles Does It Take to Tickle an Octopus?

Ten-tickles. Get it? See also Seafood.

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Funny Phobias

2. Kabourophobia

The fear of crabs. BTW, why wouldn't someone be afraid of crabs? They're frightening. See also Seafood.

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Funny Phrases

3. You're Stir-Fried Squid

The Chinese expression for "You're fired". See also Chinese, Seafood.

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Funny Things to Do

4. Mistaking a Lobster for a Telephone

And you thought phone calls from creditors put you in a pinch! See also Seafood, Telecommunications.

Added by ElderSkelter on May 6, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

5. Sannakji

Live octopus with sesame seeds. See also Seafood.

Added by a Guest on April 20, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

6. What Tastes Good on Fish?

Any thing that hides the taste of fish. See also Seafood.

Added by a Guest on December 31, 2014| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

7. Clamato Shop

Mmmmm, this tomato juice is great, but it's missing something... Wait,I know, CLAM! Quite possibly the oddest combination of flavors to ever come together in a glass. See also Seafood.

Added by Robyn on June 1, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

8. Fishmonger

It sounds funnier than it really is. See also Seafood.

Added by a Guest on May 20, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

9. Clams Casino

Of the same ilk as "Oysters Rockefeller" and "Lobster Thermidor". See also Seafood, Wealth.

Added by Ryan on December 10, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

10. Oysters Rockefeller

See also Seafood, Wealth.

Added by Frank on July 17, 2006| Comment | You Like This |