An expression old ladies use in West Texas to describe a particularly handsome man. Eating crackers in bed, and thus leaving crumbs, is something average Joes are never allowed to do. See also Sex.
Well son, when a mommy and a daddy love eachother very much..... WHOA Whoa whoa! See also Sex.
It's possibly the funniest/sexiest workout gimmick of all time. So while being pointed horizontally at chest height, this vibrating 20 lb contraption shakes and rumbles in the hands of the user, and claims to be useful for toning women's arms. (Not to direct you away from Inherently Funny or anything, but seriously just go look it up on YouTube. It's that good.) See also Sex, Women.
From Shakespeare's Hamlet, a scandalous way to imply sex. See also Sex.
These aren't really flying off the shelves, are they? See also Sex.
Popular in fetish fashion and the leather subculture, where they often are tightly fitted and worn without jeans or other garments layered beneath them other than a codpiece. They can be made of leather, patent leather, or vinyl and are worn for decoration serving no protective purpose. See also Sex.