Entries Tagged “Sex”

Funny Things to Do

11. Footjobs

See also Sex.

Added by cwarren25 on January 24, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

12. The Vatican Roulette

Another term for the rhythm method, the only form of birth control endorsed by the Catholic Church. Feeling lucky? See also Religion, Sex.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 14, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

13. He Could Eat Crackers in My Bed Anytime

An expression old ladies use in West Texas to describe a particularly handsome man. Eating crackers in bed, and thus leaving crumbs, is something average Joes are never allowed to do. See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on December 17, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

14. Make Sex

"Do you want to make sex?" See also Foreign, Sex.

Added by Frank on June 14, 2010| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

15. The "Talk"

Well son, when a mommy and a daddy love eachother very much..... WHOA Whoa whoa! See also Sex.

Added by A0Broken0Ham0Sammich on March 17, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

16. The Lay of the Land

Something we can all aspire to? See also Sex.

Added by scottmsiegel on February 27, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

17. Anatomy Class

See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on January 23, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

18. Shake Weight

It's possibly the funniest/sexiest workout gimmick of all time. So while being pointed horizontally at chest height, this vibrating 20 lb contraption shakes and rumbles in the hands of the user, and claims to be useful for toning women's arms. (Not to direct you away from Inherently Funny or anything, but seriously just go look it up on YouTube. It's that good.) See also Sex, Women.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 14, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

19. Dental Dams

Keeping safe sex... safe. See also Sex.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 11, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

20. Making The Beast With Two Backs

From Shakespeare's Hamlet, a scandalous way to imply sex. See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on November 30, 2009| 5 Comments | You Like This |