Entries Tagged “Sex”

Funny Phrases

11. Experimenting with Drugs and Sex

Speculate, form a hypothesis, test your knowledge, gather results. See also Drugs, Science, Sex.

Added by DieterW on May 31, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

12. Never Make Eye Contact While Eating a Banana

See also Fruits, Sex.

Added by a Guest on April 18, 2011| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

13. Footjobs

See also Sex.

Added by cwarren25 on January 24, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

14. The Vatican Roulette

Another term for the rhythm method, the only form of birth control endorsed by the Catholic Church. Feeling lucky? See also Religion, Sex.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 14, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

15. He Could Eat Crackers in My Bed Anytime

An expression old ladies use in West Texas to describe a particularly handsome man. Eating crackers in bed, and thus leaving crumbs, is something average Joes are never allowed to do. See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on December 17, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

16. Make Sex

"Do you want to make sex?" See also Foreign, Sex.

Added by Frank on June 14, 2010| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

17. The "Talk"

Well son, when a mommy and a daddy love eachother very much..... WHOA Whoa whoa! See also Sex.

Added by A0Broken0Ham0Sammich on March 17, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

18. The Lay of the Land

Something we can all aspire to? See also Sex.

Added by scottmsiegel on February 27, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

19. Anatomy Class

See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on January 23, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

20. Shake Weight Shop

It's possibly the funniest/sexiest workout gimmick of all time. So while being pointed horizontally at chest height, this vibrating 20 lb contraption shakes and rumbles in the hands of the user, and claims to be useful for toning women's arms. (Not to direct you away from Inherently Funny or anything, but seriously just go look it up on YouTube. It's that good.) See also Sex, Women.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 14, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |